Tags: i miss these wiggles emma just annoys me
i love star trek!!!!
guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this
set phasers to fruit salad
u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
An aromantic asexual that excels at archery
An aro ace arrow ace
A racist, a misogynist and a homophobe enter a bar. The Bartender asks “What are you having today Mr Abbott?
(via paraflincher)Tags: this one wins
old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on
then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources
I JUST CUT MY HAND ON MY OWN BRA WTF
AND I GOT A PAPERCUT FROM THE BANDAID PACKAGING?!?!
Next Time: glassbottledemon breaks their knee on a pillow and gets pneumonia from a soothing cup of tea
The worst part is that actually once I broke my arm by tripping on a pillow and another time I got pneumonia from sharing a water bottle with someone who had it. ;U;
IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER
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